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I'm Not Drunk I'm Special T-Shirt, Funny Skeleton Beer Drinking Tee, Sarcastic Drinking Humor Apparel, Witty Party Gag Gift
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Free shipping on orders $69+
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30-day returns, no stress
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Shipping
Delivery Time= Processing Time + Shipping Time
| Shipping Location: | United States |
| Processing Time: | 1 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 5-7 Business Days |
| Cost | $7.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | The United Kingdom / France / Germany / Italy / Spain / Netherlands / Belgium / Austria / Sweden / Poland / Australia / Ireland / Portugal / Hungary / Slovakia / Czech Republic / Romania / Finland / Denmark / Isreal |
| Processing Time: | 2 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 7-10 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $89 (Price after discount) |
Please note that our processing times are subject to variation during peak seasons and promotional events.
The estimated delivery timeline is an average projection, and actual fulfillment may differ slightly depending on the specific item ordered. We encourage you to place your order with confidence, as we are committed to timely dispatch.
Please be aware that the estimated arrival date does not account for potential delays due to the following:
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Severe weather conditions
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Shipping carrier or vendor service disruptions
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APO/FPO orders routed through the Military Postal Service Agency (MPSA)
✘ Incorrect Shipping Address
If the address provided is deemed incomplete or inaccurate by the carrier, the shipment will be returned to us, which may result in significant delivery delays. Please ensure your shipping details are complete and correct at the time of order.
✘ Lost or Missing Shipments
If tracking information indicates that your package has been lost in transit, please notify Zendailywear as soon as possible, and no later than 30 days from the expected delivery date. Upon confirmation, we will arrange a replacement shipment or provide a refund, depending on product availability.
Refunds & Returns
Hassle-free returns within 30 days.
📦 Our Return Policy
| Return window | 30 days from delivery date |
| Condition | Unworn, unwashed, with original tags attached |
| Refund method | Original payment method |
| Processing time | 5-7 business days after we receive your return |
📝 How to Return
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Log into your account
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Go to "My Orders"
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Select the item you want to return
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Follow the instructions
No account? Email us at service@coztee.com with your order number.
⚠️ Quick Notes
| ✅ Eligible | ❌ Not Eligible |
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| Unworn tees with tags | Worn or washed items |
| Wrong size/color | Final sale items |
| Defective items | Gift cards |
🚚 Return Shipping
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Our mistake (defective/wrong item): We cover return shipping
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Changed mind / wrong size: You cover return shipping
Washing Guide
🧼 Washing Instructions
Machine Wash ✅
Yes, you can machine wash your Robetag tees! Just follow these simple rules:
| Setting | Recommendation |
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| Water temperature | Cold water (30°C / 86°F) — helps preserve colors and prevents shrinkage |
| Cycle | Gentle or regular cycle |
| Detergent | Mild laundry detergent |
| Inside out | 🔄 Turn your tee inside out to protect the print |
Hand Wash 👐
Prefer hand washing? Here's how:
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Fill a sink or basin with cool water
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Add a small amount of mild detergent
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Submerge the tee and gently swish
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Rinse with cool water until soap is gone
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Gently squeeze (don't wring!) to remove excess water
🌬️ Drying Instructions
Air Dry (Recommended) ☀️
The best way to keep your tees in perfect shape:
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Hang on a clothesline or lay flat on a drying rack
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Keep away from direct sunlight to prevent fading
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Air drying prevents shrinkage and wrinkling
Machine Dry ⚠️
If you must use a dryer:
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Use low heat or permanent press setting
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Remove while still slightly damp
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High heat will shrink your tee and damage the print
❌ What to Avoid
| Don't | Why |
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| ❌ Hot water | Causes fading and shrinkage |
| ❌ High heat drying | Shrinks fabric and sets wrinkles |
| ❌ Bleach | Damages fibers and fades colors |
| ❌ Ironing directly on print | Can melt or crack the design |
| ❌ Wringing/twisting | Stretches and distorts fabric |
📏 About Shrinkage
100% cotton tees may shrink slightly (especially in the dryer). That's normal! To minimize shrinkage:
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✅ Wash in cold water
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✅ Air dry or tumble dry low
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✅ Remove from dryer while still damp
Note: Our washed T-shirts are pre-shrunk for that perfect vintage fit.
🎨 Print Care
The prints on Robetag tees are designed to last. To keep them looking sharp:
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Turn the shirt inside out before washing
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Avoid fabric softeners (they can break down prints over time)
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If ironing, iron on the reverse side or use a pressing cloth
📝 Quick Summary
| Do ✅ | Don't ❌ |
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| Cold water wash | Hot water |
| Gentle cycle | High heat drying |
| Air dry | Bleach |
| Turn inside out | Ironing directly on print |
| Mild detergent | Wringing or twisting |
🌎 Why It Matters
Taking good care of your clothes means:
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✅ They last longer
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✅ You save money
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✅ Less waste — better for the planet
Rock your Coztee tees for years to come. 🤘